Tiger Aaya

Today's blog post is dedicated to my dear Tiger. He is the pet of everyone in our class. Found in the urban jungle, Matungay cha tiger is the official name. He is possessed with a multitude of powers. The first among this is power. Err..can power be one of his powers...We will let the junta decide this one.

Now the second power I am surer of. Tiger knows transfiguration!! Yes I am not kidding. The same thing that we saw happen in all the Harry Potter movies. So one second tiger could be Tiger saying " Eh wat yaa Karthik' and all of a sudden he would transform himself into a high heel wearing, slightly swaying bimbette* and say “ Kaaraan can I use your Lappi and plaaay with Minnitaab?”and again he would change and there would be standing in front of you a sad sad figure which would screech “ HeHe Karthik..I think you are the perfect husband material” WTF!!!! Is there anyone else who has such awesome power?

The third power is that of leading a mass exodus from Mumbai towards Nashik. I just came back and want to go back again!!!!! He does this by his powerful oratory skills :P

“Aree yeh tho kuch bhi nahi..Tu nashik ke oratory skills sun…you will go crazy…aisa orator tho Mumbai mein nahi milega”

Ok..sorry readers. That was Tiger back there. I guess you would need no further proof of his third power. His third power is his best one. His is a very good friend. Now being friends with a great guy like me IS after all a privilege and matter of great power. Hey wat you laughing at??? That was no joke! Come on now..stop laughing. All this while I cracked so many good jokes and all you can laugh is on this line!!! Go away. Close this blog…it does not want to be read!!!!!